Rocky's Quotations are the quotations made by Rocky on the NBC TV show, The New Normal.

Season OneEdit

Rocky: You like these shoes? You bought 'em for my birthday last week.

Bryan: Great. Now you can eat the leaves at the top of the tree.

Rocky: Half giraffe-half drag queen, honey.


The last time I checked this diamond speckled watch my gay boss bought me, without his consent, it was 2012. Now, why don’t you take your Callista Gingrich hairdo and your racist mind back to the past, or the south, where they belong?

Rocky to Jane, Pilot

No. This ain’t a nightmare. But I’m gonna pinch you real good to make sure.

Rocky to Jane, Pilot