Jane's Quotations are the quotations made by Jane Forrest on the NBC TV show, The New Normal.

Season OneEdit

Would you look at that? Just struttin' down the middle of Buckeye Road in broad daylight, proud as gay peacocks.

Jane about a lesbian couple, Pilot

I happen to love the gays. I could never get my hair to look this good without ‘em.

Jane, Pilot

I should’ve become a nun.

Jane, Pilot

When they opened that Chi-po-tle here I was the first of my friends to go, and that is Spanish food.

Jane to Shania, Pilot

You, Hello Kitty. Out.

Jane to Tabitha, Pilot

You know something, Clay? I have put up with you for the past nine years. I put up with your ridiculous Fozzy Bear impersonations; with your self-diagnosed narcolepsy…I can’t think of anything else to do except to kill you. Now unfortunately, I couldn’t live in prison without my Lean Cuisine. So, I am open to other options.

Jane, Pilot

It was like watching flipper trying to drink a beer!

Jane in reference to the armless man sitting next to her on the bus, Pilot

You people are so darn good with computers. And thanks for helping build the railroads.

Jane to Tabitha, Pilot

There is a giant homosexual elephant in the room!

Jane about Bryan and David, Pilot

I feel like I just ate a black and gay stew right before I fell asleep. This is a nightmare.

Jane, Pilot

Jane (To Goldie): What are you doing helping these salami smokers?

David: Wow.

Bryan: That’s a good one. That’s new.


It is not normal!

Jane in reference to Bryan and David trying to have a baby, Pilot

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